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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

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{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}

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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}

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{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}

{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}

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